These are trying times in the world. The government can’t be trusted. The banks are losing our data and money. Facebook is running the elections.

You can’t be to careful. And you can’t carry a knife in the UK. So it’s down to the lowly spoon to keep you safe. We are all forked.

As pictured above it’s recommended you use a Security Spoon to keep on eye on people who are keeping an eye on you. Cutlery has more uses than you thought didn’t it? Be vigilant my friends!