In a mansion grand, on a hill so high,
Lies the fanciest cutlery that money can buy.
With forks of gold and knives so fine,
Each spoon’s a marvel, each fork divine.

A billionaire’s feast, they gleam with pride,
Cutlery so precious, it’s kept inside.
No fingerprints, no greasy smears,
Only velvet gloves and chefs with cheers.

“Oh, do be careful,” the butler pleads,
“These knives are sharper than royal decrees!”
The salad fork sparkles with diamonds bright,
And the soup spoon’s encrusted with sapphires light.

Yet as dinner starts, there’s a twist so bold,
The billionaire guests with stories untold.
For the golden forks are too heavy to lift,
And the gem-studded knives? They barely shift.

In the end, they all laugh with a cheer so grand,
Eating finger food with bare hands.
So here’s to the lesson, clear and sunny,
Sometimes it’s not about the money.

You can but the above Francis 1st by Reed & Barton, Sterling 5-PC Setting w/Soup Spoon from Amazon