Valentine’s Cutlery – I Forking Love You

I Forking Love You

I keep thinking the Valentine’s Day was an invention to sell cards. I have strong memories of all the cards bought and scribbled on and then put into classmates boxes. Some were clever with moving parts or Star Wars characters. I even have a set of Pez Valentine’s cards in my collection. But they all ended up in the garbage. It was in this recollection of cards collected in my past that I realized that we should have special flatware for Valentine’s Day.

So here are some wonderful forks. I forking love these. You would give this cutlery to someone you give a fork about. Someone you spoon at night.

Theses forking forks are engraved using high-quality laser engraving machines. This forking fork is made of stainless steel. It is approximately 8” in length, 0.8” in width and 0.05” in thickness or girth. And this fork comes wrapped in a delicate gift bag. Cunning cutlery indeed.

THREE HUMAN I Forking Love You Inspirational Funny Engraved Fork from Amazon

But wait! There’s more! How about a slightly more risque fork for your forking friend?

I love forking you

Stainless Steel Engraved Fork, (I love forking you) from Amazon

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