Another Fork in the Road

Another Fork in the Road

In a quaint little village, where odd things abound,
There once stood a sign that made people look ’round.
A fork in the road, as the travelers were told,
But not what you’d expect, for this tale is bold.

Not a split in the path, not a choice to be made,
But a gleaming utensil, in the sunshine displayed!
A silver fork standing, prongs pointing to skies,
Confusing all travelers with bewildered eyes.

“Which way should I go?” they’d ask in despair,
Should they follow the fork or just stop and stare?
But the fork, oh so clever, stood silently still,
Its purpose a mystery, a whimsical thrill.

The left prong led to pancakes, fluffy and round,
While the right prong promised pie, the best in the town.
The middle prong hinted at soup with a swirl,
And the handle suggested a spaghetti twirl!

So the people would ponder, and some would debate,
Should they chase after noodles or opt for the plate?
But the fork never answered, just glistened and gleamed,
A shiny conundrum that was more than it seemed.

In that village, they say, where odd things unfold,
The fork in the road is a legend well told.
A reminder to all, when choices abound,
Sometimes life’s just a cutlery, twinkling around!

Mess Kit Cutlery – Fork, Knife, and Spoon

Mess Kit Cutlery - Fork, Knife, and Spoon

This is the classic ‎U.S. Military Mess Kit Cutlery. It doesn’t get anymore rugged and functional. This stainless steel Fork, Knife, and Spoon have been around for decades and don’t need changing. This design has been on many battlefields. Perfect for camping, hiking or the military re-creationist in your family. With lanyard or carabiner holes at the end of each you can make sure they won’t get lost in the scramble. Reports are that the spoon and knife are Utica brand and the fork is Silco Stainless, this intelligence is unconfirmed. But the knife is dull and needs sharpening, that we can be sure of.

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A Fork made entirely from Salt

Ben Walker wants to make a fork from salt and only salt. And he did. He spent more than a year working on it and he’s done it. Watch the video below to see how he made this salty cutlery. And now he wants to sell you the salt fork. Not good for high blood pressure, but fork it. We must ask, why no salty spoon or even knife?

He has this to say: “The salt fork has yet to eclipse either the salt or fork industries. No doubt the result of deep political lobbying by big salt and big fork”

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Is this the Most Expensive Cutlery you can buy?

Francis 1st by Reed & Barton, Sterling 5-PC Setting w/Soup Spoon

In a mansion grand, on a hill so high,
Lies the fanciest cutlery that money can buy.
With forks of gold and knives so fine,
Each spoon’s a marvel, each fork divine.

A billionaire’s feast, they gleam with pride,
Cutlery so precious, it’s kept inside.
No fingerprints, no greasy smears,
Only velvet gloves and chefs with cheers.

“Oh, do be careful,” the butler pleads,
“These knives are sharper than royal decrees!”
The salad fork sparkles with diamonds bright,
And the soup spoon’s encrusted with sapphires light.

Yet as dinner starts, there’s a twist so bold,
The billionaire guests with stories untold.
For the golden forks are too heavy to lift,
And the gem-studded knives? They barely shift.

In the end, they all laugh with a cheer so grand,
Eating finger food with bare hands.
So here’s to the lesson, clear and sunny,
Sometimes it’s not about the money.

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