Ben Walker wants to make a fork from salt and only salt. And he did. He spent more than a year working on it and he’s done it. Watch the video below to see how he made this salty cutlery. And now he wants to sell you the salt fork. Not good for high blood pressure, but fork it. We must ask, why no salty spoon or even knife?
He has this to say: “The salt fork has yet to eclipse either the salt or fork industries. No doubt the result of deep political lobbying by big salt and big fork”
Is this the Most Expensive Cutlery you can buy?
In a mansion grand, on a hill so high,
Lies the fanciest cutlery that money can buy.
With forks of gold and knives so fine,
Each spoon’s a marvel, each fork divine.
A billionaire’s feast, they gleam with pride,
Cutlery so precious, it’s kept inside.
No fingerprints, no greasy smears,
Only velvet gloves and chefs with cheers.
“Oh, do be careful,” the butler pleads,
“These knives are sharper than royal decrees!”
The salad fork sparkles with diamonds bright,
And the soup spoon’s encrusted with sapphires light.
Yet as dinner starts, there’s a twist so bold,
The billionaire guests with stories untold.
For the golden forks are too heavy to lift,
And the gem-studded knives? They barely shift.
In the end, they all laugh with a cheer so grand,
Eating finger food with bare hands.
So here’s to the lesson, clear and sunny,
Sometimes it’s not about the money.
You can but the above Francis 1st by Reed & Barton, Sterling 5-PC Setting w/Soup Spoon from Amazon
KRAFT Dinnerware – Mac and Cheese Stained Spoon
OK, there’s a lot to tell here so let’s start at the beginning. The online kitchenware company Ann Sandra has introduced their new product the “KRAFT Dinnerware” set which features a Ceramic cereal bowl, Ceramic pasta bowl and a Silicone spoon. Which are “pre-stained” with that Kraft Dinner orange hue. But they state “No KD was used in the making of this collection!” This collection was created by Les-Ottomans in collaboration with Kraft Dinner. Paying for a couple stained bowls and spoon does seems a little silly but the internet KD Cheese and Mac people have something to say about it. Here’s a few comments from the interweb:
“Let’s be real here. We’re all eating KD straight out the pot. Ain’t nobody washin a whole nother bowl for some KD.”
“As a huge KD fan I actually quite enjoy these but I’d go insane trying to keep em clean.”
“It’s a celebration of a meal that sustained a lot of us and was a big part of our childhood. It looks like a well loved bowl you would have been stained over and over while trying to be modern. I love it.”
“Pre stained dinnerware is an unhinged marketing strategy”
Patriotic USA Fourth of July Cutlery
Cutlery is absolutely essential on the Fourth of July because, let’s face it, you don’t want to be the person trying to eat potato salad with their fingers in front of the entire neighborhood. Picture this: you’ve got a plate piled high with barbecue ribs, corn on the cob, coleslaw, and watermelon. Without proper utensils, your patriotic feast quickly turns into a messy battle zone, where every bite becomes a test of balance and dexterity. And let’s not forget the iconic American burgers—without a trusty knife and fork, you’ll be left wrestling with that slippery pickle and runaway tomato slice, likely wearing half of it on your shirt by the time you’re done.
Moreover, the Fourth of July is all about showing off your culinary skills and impressing your friends and family. Imagine presenting your perfectly grilled steaks or delicately assembled fruit salad, only to hand out flimsy plastic forks that snap at the first sign of resistance. With sturdy cutlery, you can carve into that grilled masterpiece with confidence, knowing you’ll make it through the day without a utensil-related crisis. Plus, when the fireworks light up the sky, you can sit back and relax, knowing your guests are happily munching away with proper cutlery, rather than performing impromptu juggling acts with their food. So, here’s to cutlery—the unsung hero of Independence Day, ensuring our celebrations are as smooth and stylish as they are delicious!
Buy the Plastic Rainbow Fourth of July Red and Blue Plastic Cutlery from Amazon